Singing for Dollars

The fact that J has bought himself a cell phone has given me insight to him, that I am sure he does not mean to show me...

The other day, we sent him and his brothers out into the neighborhood ("go outside - you're driving us crazy!") After a while, we called to check in to find out what they were doing & call them home for dinner.

"What's that noise?"

"R & A & E singing."

"Oh."

"To the neighbors."

"Really?"

"Yeah, they've made $6 so far."

"Really?"

Hmmmm.

My kids wandered the neighborhood, caroling & asking for donations. I have no idea who's idea it was. I sort of asked (without really wanting to know the answer), what it was they were singing?

"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star."
"Kill Barney."
"Jingle Bombs."

Good thing we're moving soon.